Door to procrastination

diggly:

ivebeencompromisedbybarnesfeels:

itsxandy:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sevenpoints:

HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF

I actually found this pretty depressing because when Happy asks her if she’s boxed before, she looks so proud of herself when she says she has, and then he just kind of demeans her response by suggesting that she wasn’t a real boxer, and you see her face just drop

Natasha Romanoff: professional to an extent.

she’s totally like:

is Tony still arguing?
he’s still arguing.
Gonna notice?
Nope
*SCHOOLS*

adorablebabykillingmachines:

Leopard seals are noted to attack humans.
They kill penguins by beating them against the water and ripping them to shreds.
Aren’t they adorable?

adorablebabykillingmachines:

Leopard seals are noted to attack humans.

They kill penguins by beating them against the water and ripping them to shreds.

Aren’t they adorable?

actual-ironman-tonystark:

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

my mother has called me our cats name who has been dead for five years

multiple times

barebackinq:

drunktrophywife:

barebackinq:

Whats more rare? Finding a straight boy or finding a top on tumblr?

I think it’s more rare to find someone who likes your blog :/

image

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

tivaattheopera:

thegestianpoet:

STOP shipping real people, or at least poke holes in the box

I saw this post four times before I understood the joke